Post #4: This is a placeholder

You know, it's kind of comforting, knowing that I can write whatever I want, and the odds are that no one is reading it. I feel rather liberated.

Bananas.

Porpoises.

Banana-shaped porpoises.

Holy crap.

At this point, anyone who might have accidentally stumbled across my blog will be completely turned off, and won't read any further. Hooray!

-If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, and no one was around, would the mime make a sound?